"You're the extremist, not me!"
"People like you should not have freedom of speech!"
"WHAT? Me? No, YOU should be silenced."
Far LEFT? Far RIGHT? Fights in the street. Men in black smashing store windows. No whites on campus this day. YOU can't speak here...YOU don't agree with us.
Lord, help us!
What about these "Far ____" ideas:
A. Far ___ Girl Scouts with survivalist instincts who regularly steal one cookie from each box of cookies because they deserve it.
B. Far ___ Lutheran Women's Knitting Society who believe Catholic Women's Knitting really suck and plan to unravel all their projects.
C. Far ___ Community Soccer Team for Pre-schoolers who kick the daylights out of the referee because he always blows the whistle.
D. Far ___ Baptist Church Choir who plan to defeat and possibly beat up Methodist Church Choir in Christmas competitions because they think that the Methodist soprano is a ringer.
E. Far ___ Irish Dance festival having an Irish soda bread food fight against a Ballet school at fundraiser because they all think they are so hoity-toity.
F. Far ___ Patients in care facilities who sabotage orderly coffee room because orderlies are not solicitous enough when helping patients.
G. Far ___ Sports shop employees who loosen skateboard screws because those **** kids listen to wrong kind of music and are just plain irritating.
H. Far ___ librarians who remove Hemingway books from shelves because he was an alcoholic and had a promiscuous life style.
Just how far will this go? Statues have been toppled. Former presidents have been condemned because they owned slaves in the 1700s. Explorers have been reviewed, revised and censored because their discoveries led to unknown consequences.
Who or what is next?